Morning Mantra for Australians

We are all very brave,We are all very generous,We are all very open-hearted,And welcoming.We are all great at sports,We all love sport, We can all play sport, Better than anyone elseWe are all tolerant,Our contribution To the ArtsIs unparalleled.We can drinkEnormous amountsOf beer with noDeleterious effect.We need to be told,How we needTo be toldHow wonderful we areOne dayWe’ll be betterEven thanThe Americans